Funny Jokes and puns
Daily joke about ostrich
Jokes of the Day for November 29th 2020
Two guys get pulled over...
Two guys in a car get pulled over. The cop walks up to the window and says "We're looking for 2 pedophiles". The car window goes up then after a few seconds comes back down.
The driver gives a sigh. "Alright, we'll do it"
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician
And a Czech one too.
A Czech one too.
What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?
... Kilometre Cyrus
birthday card
As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said " One would've done"
Told a girl she looks better without her glasses on.
She said I also look better without her glasses on.
I looked at my bank account and found I could live the rest of my life comfortably without working...
... as long as I die on Thursday.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father in law
How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?
F5
My friend didn't believe me that Slash was in AC/DC
C'mon he is right there in the middle
Yesterday at the dinner table my dad asked me, "are you even listening to me?"
weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.
In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter..
..so I failed her!
I saw an ad in a shop window, "TV for $5- Volume stuck on full"
Couldn't turn it down.
I bought a theremin
But I haven't touched it in years.
I'm sorry to anyone who gets it.
Funny how things are still tagged NSFW
As if any of us still have jobs
Update: stop bragging about being employed, it's lowering morale /s
Where do you find a dog that has no legs?
Where you left it.