Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
A black person, a Asian and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who wins? Society.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: "Meet you at the corner!"
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
What do you call black people going to prison? A family reunion.
Q: What do cars eat on their toast? A: Traffic jam.
Q: Why are fish easy to weigh? A: Because they have their own scales.