He / haw
If you get the chance to experience this phenomena, you can call that toot uncommon.
You can hide but you can't run
A Dell
So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen
No wait, she's back. She just went out to bring me a cake.
Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
When all the animals cleared out, only a pair of confused looking snakes remained.
"Didn't you hear me? Go forth and multiply!" Said Noah, annoyed.
"We can't" replied one of the snakes. "We're adders".
Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
So I did as she said and took off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I continued and took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." Once again, I did as she said and I took off her shoes.
"Now my hose, bra, and panties." And lastly, I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
I'm disappointed that you all came today.
I'd have 1,526 pennies.
Deer testicles.
They're under a Buck.
The man says to the butcher "Are you a gambling man?" The butcher replies "Yes, you could say that." The man says "Okay then, I bet you $100 you can't reach that meat you've got hanging from the ceiling up there." The Butcher looks up and says "No sorry" The man says "I thought you said you were a gambling man, why not?" The butcher answers. "The steaks are too high."
"Private!"
"Yes, sir!"
"I didn't see you in camouflage tactics training this morning!"
"Thank you, sir!"