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You a curious motherfucker.
Almost on Monday
Almost on Tuesday
Almost on Wednesday
Almost on Thursday
Almost on Friday
Almost on Saturday
Almost on Sunday.!
At his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebuoy. It's what he would've wanted.
None of your damn business. Am I being detained?
... as long as I die on Thursday.
I'm trans-parent.
The horse, incapable of human speech, shits on the floor and leaves.
They throw one cigarette over board in order to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
One said to the other, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
Because 711452.
The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.
Then I wait for the next bus
is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.
Both times she said no
I'm not letting you out.