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Jokes of the Day for December 9th 2021

Why is it wrong to bully people in wheel chair?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

To everybody that takes black jokes so seriously...

Maybe you should lighten up a little.

I spent a few hours by my wife's grave today.

She thinks I'm digging a pond.

Did you hear the news that Trump's personal library burnt down?

Unfortunately, both books were permanently destroyed.

Do you know the what the real tragedy is?
He didn't even finish colouring the second one.

A German got pulled over by the police in France

*Police officer:* "Name?"

*German:* "Heinrich Klimt"

*Police officer:* "Age?"

*German:* "31"

*Police officer:* "occupation?"

*German:* "No, no. Just visiting"

I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...

It went in one ear and out the other.

Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples...

"Thirteen glasses of water, please!", Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others...

I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......

......... The Times are really Rough!!!

I went to a disco last night.

I went to a disco last night. They played The Twist, I did the Twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out for that one.

I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye

So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen

A German walks into a bar

and says, "can I have a martini please?"

"Dry?"

"No, just one."

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, its down the chimney.

What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?

Decaffeinated

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

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