Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
A black person, a Asian and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who wins? Society.
I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things.
Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
I'm guessing I'm not married because I'd take a bullet for a grilled cheese before I'd take one for a girl.
Q: What do cars eat on their toast? A: Traffic jam.
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
Q: Why are fish easy to weigh? A: Because they have their own scales.