Funny Jokes and puns
Daily joke about craz
Jokes of the Day for November 28th 2022
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I'm coming after you...
You have my word
Got home to find my wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's"
I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
You're coming home now! she screamed.
No, I'm not, I laughed.
She said, I'm talking to the kids.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.
What sexual position makes the ugliest babies?
Ask your mom.
I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish.
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
Dark Humour is like anti-vax families
There's usually a dead baby.
Kelvin and Celsius had a job interview but only one of them got the job.
It was Celsius because he had a degree.
I just found out my best friend is a communist. To be honest, I should have known.
All the red flags were there.
James Bond always holds his farts while in bed
Otherwise he would blow his cover.
(Look I'm not funny this was my first and only attempt so sorry X\_X)
They say make up sex is the best...
Good thing, because all the sex I have is made up.
My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise?
-Because the other fish were crying.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
I know he means well...
God was creating all the countries and it was Canada's turn
He turned to his angels and said "this country will have unmatched beauty, plenty of natural resources, and its citizens will be the happiest and friendliest in the world"
The angels ask God, "aren't you blessing this country a little TOO much?" and God replies, "wait till you see who their neighbour is"
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.
He said: Sure, knock yourself out!