Funny Jokes and puns
Daily joke about jung
Jokes of the Day for September 19th 2021
A woman was arrested for bringing her own popcorn, candy, and soda to the movie theater.
She was fined and had to pay court fees, but the good news is she still came out a few bucks ahead from if she would have bought the popcorn at the theater.
There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery...
The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money.
It was a strobbery.
Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?
So the chicken could cross the road
The movie Speed didn't have a director...
Because if Speed had direction, it would have been called Velocity.
My boss was honest with me today.
He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They aren't falling for that one again.
What did Chuck Norris tell his father when he left for college?
You're the man of the house now
Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....
Like he's a Muslim or something.
They said i couldn't be good at poetry because i'm dyslexic.
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.
I'm looking to sell my DeLorean. Good shape, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time.
Hey guys, don't you just hate it when you're woken up in the middle of the night for sex?
can't wait to get out of prison.
They say one in ten men are homosexual
In my group of friends I'm pretty sure it's Marc. He's really cute
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
A πthon
No Nut November was pretty tough
Now I can finally eat nuts again, thank God I had masturbation to keep my mind off of the sweet little bastards.