Does that mean I have one bytecoin?
Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him.
He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse"
A shot rang out and Trump fell dead.
As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse"
'I'm sorry" he said "I meant to shout "Donald, duck"
Wedding cake
clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
The stranger says, "give me all your money and I'll let you live!"
The Canadian replies gleefully, "Oh! You must be what they call a doctor!"
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
A flat minor
But I'm just stuck here holding my rod
You don't know?
Let's do lunch sometime!
She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
Cracker Barrel
Oh how the stables have turned
Sir, you gave me an extra. That's a freebie.
I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
Hey guys so I found this Fight Club last night and had a blast! I showed up a little late so I missed some of the rules but I highly recommend it!