Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
A black person, a Asian and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who wins? Society.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: "Meet you at the corner!"
What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.